The worst roommate ever was definitely Jongin's roommate last year, Oh Sehun, who walked around their room in lingerie and liked to trick Jongin into walking in on him and his girlfriend having sex because he had a thing for voyeurism.
i'm already losing it
(Sehun's girlfriend is into tons of ✫kinky shit✫ and Jongin is pretty sure he's only witnessed the tip of the iceberg.)
the little arrow that's been stuck at "okay" is slowly, steadily dropping into the hysterical range
It reminds Jongin of a scene in 'Free My Willy' where Suho had emerged from the whale tank to have sex with the dolphin trainer on the deck
i have now lost it completely
Chanyeol's not so bad as a roommate, sometimes. Jongin likes him best when he leaves. "I hope Yifan falls asleep on you and you asphyxiate on his lady-perfume," Jongin says
take me out of the oven because i'm done
"I'm so done with you," Jongin says, as Sehun laughs nasally. "I've been done with you since you showed up in my life."
ME 2
"But you're not dating him," Boa says, as she pets Sehun's hair. "I don't get it."
NOW I'M SCREAMING
"Good boy?" Jongin looks up at Joonmyun through eyes half-lidded. He's doing his best not to move, even if it feels good so good better than good.
"Can I call you that?" Joonmyun jokes, huffing as he lifts himself and then slams back down.
"You can call me anything you want," Jongin says, reverently, and Joonmyun laughs against the skin of Jongin's throat. Boyfriend, boyfriend, boyfriend.
and now i am a ghost boo~ boo~
“So do you guys make home movies?” Sehun asks, like he’s about to ask technical questions about where they position the cameras or something, and Jongin gently, oh so gently, grabs the back of Sehun’s panties and pulls them up his butt.
a cackling ghost
i don't even know how to adequately reply to or what i should say. but i definitely liked all of it from zitao and jongin doing yoga lessons to sehun and his panties fetish and yifan in his stupid basketball shorts and chanyeol's dara obsession and joonmyun's ugly haircut. all of it is perfect and i am currently suffocating beneath my ghost sheet and wheezing and ready to die a second time
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i'm already losing it
(Sehun's girlfriend is into tons of ✫kinky shit✫ and Jongin is pretty sure he's only witnessed the tip of the iceberg.)
the little arrow that's been stuck at "okay" is slowly, steadily dropping into the hysterical range
It reminds Jongin of a scene in 'Free My Willy' where Suho had emerged from the whale tank to have sex with the dolphin trainer on the deck
i have now lost it completely
Chanyeol's not so bad as a roommate, sometimes. Jongin likes him best when he leaves. "I hope Yifan falls asleep on you and you asphyxiate on his lady-perfume," Jongin says
take me out of the oven because i'm done
"I'm so done with you," Jongin says, as Sehun laughs nasally. "I've been done with you since you showed up in my life."
ME 2
"But you're not dating him," Boa says, as she pets Sehun's hair. "I don't get it."
NOW I'M SCREAMING
"Good boy?" Jongin looks up at Joonmyun through eyes half-lidded. He's doing his best not to move, even if it feels good so good better than good.
"Can I call you that?" Joonmyun jokes, huffing as he lifts himself and then slams back down.
"You can call me anything you want," Jongin says, reverently, and Joonmyun laughs against the skin of Jongin's throat. Boyfriend, boyfriend, boyfriend.
and now i am a ghost boo~ boo~
“So do you guys make home movies?” Sehun asks, like he’s about to ask technical questions about where they position the cameras or something, and Jongin gently, oh so gently, grabs the back of Sehun’s panties and pulls them up his butt.
a cackling ghost
i don't even know how to adequately reply to or what i should say. but i definitely liked all of it from zitao and jongin doing yoga lessons to sehun and his panties fetish and yifan in his stupid basketball shorts and chanyeol's dara obsession and joonmyun's ugly haircut. all of it is perfect and i am currently suffocating beneath my ghost sheet and wheezing and ready to die a second time
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