so, wow, bravo on that opening line. like i don’t even know what other line you could’ve used in its place -- i really love it when sentences are like that, when they can’t be switched for something else or the meaning will be lost. when you talked about this on the bird, i thought it would be a tutor/student au bc of how much of a big deal suho made his tutor self out to be at jongsoo’s birthday party. how jongin introduced him to his parents as the tutor and tiny oppa’s self couldn’t contain himself. but then you mentioned it was porn star au. and i was confused. “okay,” i thought. “okay, i think they’re both porn stars and they have a scene in which tutor joonmyun and tutee jongin do it and then ~feelings~.” but no. of course not (lol) you would not make it that easy for me. before i go on let me just SUKAI KAIHO KAIMYUN KAIMIAN KAINOODLES S C R E A M I N G FROM MT FUJI THIS IS LIKE EARLY MORNING KRISTMAS SEX THANK YOU BASED OPPA FOR OUR FIC HARVEST HAS BEEN BOUNTIFUL. okay. now that that’s out of the way.... wow. there are so many things i enjoyed about this i’m not even sure i can name them all or i’ll be here forever. i really enjoyed the kaiyeol roommate dynamic -- how chanyeol cares (i really loved the extra detail of jongin flinching under chanyeol’s arm but then making himself relax), i love their friendship (i’m not even going to touch krisbaekyeol with a ten foot pole because between the cues of “jongin’s suspicious” and chanyeol looking like he wants to say more when sexuality is brought up and baekhyun in kris’ lap, chanyeol wanting to be in kris’ lap, kris in chanyeol’s bed, kris playing with baekhyun’s collar like. let’s just get it out of the way -- it’s hard to have well written and convincing ot3s. sometimes it feels like they’ve all been done before and even though krisbaekyeol weren’t center to the plot (i love the extra touch of jongin saying to himself it’s not any of his business and stepping away from their little love cohort) they stood out to me because they were so wonderful. less is truly more. i love sehun (and his lady undergarments, and boa!!!!!) and zitao and all of their interactions together. now on to the main boys! swoons sukai are ruining me and, i think, with good reason. i love cockhungry jongin. you love cockhungry jongin. but what i love more than cockhungry jongin is smitten puppy kim jongin who stutters and loses his words (puppy jongin who didn’t realize he was in love with his favorite porn star even though they had the same face!) i’ll be honest, the “don’t leave any marks” rule was hard on me. i. i want to leave marks on junmian’s tummy. i do. their relationship progressed wonderfully. i love the “joonmyun sucks cock better than he kisses” because he doesn’t kiss often in his business. i love when he’s prepping himself and jongin tells him it’s the hottest thing he’s ever seen (swoons). i even love (even though it hurt) how puppy jongin is so smitten he’ll go along with whatever joonmyun wants them to be because he loves him that much. i... think you saw me on the bird when i voiced my opinions at this point in the story (i hope you enjoyed that commentary) but i was so invested joonmyun was actually upsetting me because. smitten. puppy. jongin. i’m not even kidding you, every time they had a positive interaction or complimented each other, i squealed like a piggy. i’m not even sorry. i feel like i’m still living in this au and in my head elementary school teacher!joonmyun gets an unexpected lunchtime visit from The Boyfriend (you don’t need to know the things i said during that moment. that. that’s too embarrassing. that’s where i’ll draw my line. also i was jailed so it felt worse than it was). every time you mentioned how small joonmyun was or how he fit next to jongin or how jongin wanted to hold him felt like a person attack. i. tiny oppa resting his head under jongin’s chin. i feel like i’m breaking just thinking about it. i feel so in love with joonmyun right now and i know that’s all your fault. seeing him, pseudo-experiencing him, through jongin’s eyes feels very powerful and intimate, like when jongin had wrapped an arm around him after the first time, his palm pressed against joonmyun’s belly. i... didn’t know what i wanted to be more -- have patient, loving joonmyun take care of me or let eager puppy jongin do me? it’s. (howls at the moon) also the “good boy” now i know that was a personal attack and i didn’t cry one bit, you did. you cried. n-not me. i love this ♥ i love it so much. i didn’t want it to end. i can’t believe you wrote this for me! i’m so overwhelmed. where’s that gif of no face falling under the waves of “feels” because that is me. thank you, kitten. i. i really don’t know what else to say. i feel like i’ve just been given the fic of dreams and i’m so. glub glub. this is really, truly wonderful ♥ ♥ i’m going to reread it again and hyena-die the entire way through it (again!) i love you, kit ♥ thanks for the happy :)