I loved everything about this, but have some quotes anyway! :D

"Incorrect," replies Chanyeol. "I have perfect grades because I study.

TRUTH OMFG

My amusement at Jongin unknowingly emailing Joonmyun while watching Suho in a porn was just, it was the best. He has no idea what he’s in for :’)

I just cannot at how dumb Jongin is, he’s perfect :’)

Smart Chanyeol though… I think I might die at how attractive that is.

"I've done ballet and jazz for most of my life, though."

"You must be flexible," Joonmyun says, putting a potato chip into his mouth, and Jongin's tuna salad goes down his windpipe. "I mean, aren't ballet dancers really twisty, like pretzels?" An innocent follow-up. Jongin is clearly stuck in the gutter.

PFFFT SUHO PLS.

"You don't have to worry about me, Jongin," he says, but Jongin can tell he's pleased. "I'm the serial worrier, remember? I'll mail you tonight."

You are incorrect though. *worries on*

ALL the bad porn puns omg xD

He makes a bunny motion with his fingers and Jongin does not understand how Chanyeol manages to be both a million centimeters tall and yet five years old at the same time.

JJ you say you are Chanyeol, but really, I am Chanyeol xD

"I don't get it," Zitao says. "Is that sarcasm? My Korean isn't at sarcasm levels."

Ohhh Korean has sarcasm? :D

Both of those cakes sound great to Jongin. "I don't—" Jongin's arch nemesis, the sentence, strikes again.

I cry, this is so funny XDDD

"It might be just Lu Han," Baekhyun says. "Yixing will probably forget where the door of his room is." Yifan frowns disapprovingly. Baekhyun is unrepentant.

Airhead Yixing is my favorite :’)

"Jonginnie, please," Lu Han says. "I don't even know which one of them it is but the sheer amount of uncoordinated movement is tragic."

I lied. Lu Han is my favorite.

And then there were no more quotes because I HAD TO FINISH READING OMFG WHY SO MANY FEELS. Also my headcanon for this fic is that Sehun has a tiny thing for Jongin and that’s one of the reasons he kept making Jongin walk in on him and BoA. Jsyk.

Also the whole marking/possessiveness was great as always *___*