"I guess you couldn't actually be perfect," Jongin says, before he can stop himself. Joonmyun gawks at him for a minute before he laughs, face crinkling up. It is so cute. Joonmyun is cute. Except when he is sexy. Jongin does not, for clarification, think Joonmyun is cute with Jongin's cock in his mouth. "Cass is disgusting." ….I think I'll try it later on sometime…I like Blue Moon…so. *shrug*
"But you don't," Joonmyun says. He sounds anxious. Jongin contemplates taking his hand, but doesn't. "You don't know them. They don't want you to know them. It's a job for them." :///////
"You are so wound up. Go watch one of your Suho movies or something. I'm going to Baekhyun's room to watch movies with him and Yifan." WHY DO I FEEL LIKE CHANYEOL IS IN A THREESOME WITH YIFAN AND BAEKHYUN, AND IF IT'S TRUE…..I'M ALL FOR IT. I APPROVE OF THIS.
Amoeba, maybe. Only he doesn't know what sound an amoeba makes. Do amoebas make sounds?
"Sorry, Jonginnie, you're not my type," replies Sehun, long thin fingers pressed to his cheeks and eyelashes fluttering. "I'm not into men taking off my panties, you see."
"I'm so done with you," Jongin says, as Sehun laughs nasally. "I've been done with you since you showed up in my life."
"And yet you keep coming back for more," jibes Sehun. "Masochist was right on the money." OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. BURN.
"Oh, hello, Professor Lee," Jongin says, and both he and Sehun bow, although Sehun is a rude little shit and half-asses it. "Is something wrong?" LMFAO WAS THIS TAKEN FROM THE REFERENCE OF SEHUN PUTTING THAT BOTTLE OF WATER IN THE PROCESS OF BOWING? AHAHAHAHA A+
"He's been working with me really hard." Sehun's gleeful giggle is barely muffled by his palm. "More like 'he's been working with me while I get really hard', am I right?" No… *scoffs* more like "He's been working me real hard 'til I can't feel anything"
He opens his mouth to speak but Jongin kisses him instead. PERFECT.
Toeing out of his shoes, Jongin leads Joonmyun further back into his own room with a bit of forward pressure. Joonmyun lets him, fingers tightening. "Wanted to kiss you before," Jongin says. Gasps maybe, against Joonmyun's wanting mouth. "You confuse me." "I think you're easily confused," says Joonmyun. YES BB, YOU'RE EASILY CONFUSED.
"Ow," Jongin grunts and Joonmyun sucks Jongin's upper lip into his mouth, scraping it with his teeth. "Fuck."
"Don't hurt yourself," Joonmyun says. There's teasing there, and worry. Joonmyun is a study in contradictions. Jongin likes it. Or he hates it. Possibly, probably, he just hates that he likes it.
His thumbs find Jongin's nipples and Jongin makes this humiliating high-pitched noise in the back of his throat. Joonmyun's eyes gleam. "No marks."
Jongin licks along the line of Joonmyun's jaw. "What?"
"No marks. No hickies, no love bites, no scratches." Joonmyun slips his hands free of Jongin's shirt and pushes at Jongin's shoulders. "Are you listening?"
"No marks," Jongin says, fervently nodding. "I got it, hyung."
"So now you're paying attention to me, hmm?" He laughs, so good-natured and sweet, but the fire in his eyes is finally, finally, something Jongin understands. "I've always been paying attention to you," Jongin says. "Just not always the things you are saying."
"You're so obvious," says Joonmyun. The skin of Joonmyun's stomach is so soft under Jongin's lips. He resists the urge to bite it. No marks.
"You're so hot," says Jongin with frustration. He licks angrily at the dip at the edge of Joonmyun's lowest ridge. "I don't understand. Your hair is so awful." YES JONGIN, I DON'T UNDERSTAND EITHER.
✫ ✫ a small part of jongin is pleasantly surprised by this turn of events because wanting joonmyun to be less like suho and more like joonmyun makes him feel a lot better about this whole lookalike thing, for real though. GOOD BECAUSE JFC look at these pictures of Joonmyeon. JFC. i wanna just rub my faise over his faise. ;A; /sobs AT LEAST WE'RE 20-something days apart and May Twins.
Joonmyun finally pulls his hand up from under the bed with a basket. Inside the basket are all kinds of condoms and lubes.
"Um."
"I get them free," Joonmyun mumbles, the skin of his cheeks turning delightfully pink. Jongin's own face feels like it's on fire. Jongin studies the bottles and boxes and notes that none of them are open. "I hear the watermelon condoms are gross."
Jongin meets Joonmyun's eyes. "I'm not sure dicks are supposed to taste like watermelon."
Laughing, Joonmyun sinks his fingers into Jongin's hair. "You're not sure?"
Jongin can feel a goldfish impersonation coming on, so he busies himself with tracing the blue veins up the insides of Joonmyun's arms with the pads of his fingers. "I wouldn't… well, I wouldn't know," he says, and Joonmyun's lips separate with surprise. Jongin snatches a condom from the basket that has no flavor at all.
"Is that so?" Joonmyun asks, pulling at Jongin's hair.
"I don't like to sleep with jeans, even if someone else is the one wearing them." It all sounds perfectly reasonable. Only Jongin had kind of thought they were finally going to talk about…this. Whatever this is. "So take them off."
Jongin must have a heron in his stomach, or some other large, swooping bird of prey, because it sure as hell isn't butterflies. L O L.
OMFG WHERE THE HAYL DO YOU GET THOSE PRON TITLES THAT JOONMYEON/SUHO HAVE BEEN WORKING IN?! R O F L M A O QWXYZ
Re: SO LIKE....I had this saved in my bookmarks along with many other fics a couple months ago...
….I think I'll try it later on sometime…I like Blue Moon…so. *shrug*
"But you don't," Joonmyun says. He sounds anxious. Jongin contemplates taking his hand, but doesn't. "You don't know them. They don't want you to know them. It's a job for them."
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"You are so wound up. Go watch one of your Suho movies or something. I'm going to Baekhyun's room to watch movies with him and Yifan."
WHY DO I FEEL LIKE CHANYEOL IS IN A THREESOME WITH YIFAN AND BAEKHYUN, AND IF IT'S TRUE…..I'M ALL FOR IT. I APPROVE OF THIS.
Amoeba, maybe. Only he doesn't know what sound an amoeba makes. Do amoebas make sounds?
"Sorry, Jonginnie, you're not my type," replies Sehun, long thin fingers pressed to his cheeks and eyelashes fluttering. "I'm not into men taking off my panties, you see."
"I'm so done with you," Jongin says, as Sehun laughs nasally. "I've been done with you since you showed up in my life."
"And yet you keep coming back for more," jibes Sehun. "Masochist was right on the money."
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. BURN.
"Oh, hello, Professor Lee," Jongin says, and both he and Sehun bow, although Sehun is a rude little shit and half-asses it. "Is something wrong?"
LMFAO WAS THIS TAKEN FROM THE REFERENCE OF SEHUN PUTTING THAT BOTTLE OF WATER IN THE PROCESS OF BOWING? AHAHAHAHA A+
"He's been working with me really hard." Sehun's gleeful giggle is barely muffled by his palm.
"More like 'he's been working with me while I get really hard', am I right?"
No… *scoffs* more like "He's been working me real hard 'til I can't feel anything"
He opens his mouth to speak but Jongin kisses him instead.
PERFECT.
Toeing out of his shoes, Jongin leads Joonmyun further back into his own room with a bit of forward pressure. Joonmyun lets him, fingers tightening. "Wanted to kiss you before," Jongin says. Gasps maybe, against Joonmyun's wanting mouth. "You confuse me."
"I think you're easily confused," says Joonmyun.
YES BB, YOU'RE EASILY CONFUSED.
"Ow," Jongin grunts and Joonmyun sucks Jongin's upper lip into his mouth, scraping it with his teeth. "Fuck."
"Don't hurt yourself," Joonmyun says. There's teasing there, and worry. Joonmyun is a study in contradictions. Jongin likes it. Or he hates it. Possibly, probably, he just hates that he likes it.
His thumbs find Jongin's nipples and Jongin makes this humiliating high-pitched noise in the back of his throat. Joonmyun's eyes gleam. "No marks."
Jongin licks along the line of Joonmyun's jaw. "What?"
"No marks. No hickies, no love bites, no scratches." Joonmyun slips his hands free of Jongin's shirt and pushes at Jongin's shoulders. "Are you listening?"
"No marks," Jongin says, fervently nodding. "I got it, hyung."
"So now you're paying attention to me, hmm?" He laughs, so good-natured and sweet, but the fire in his eyes is finally, finally, something Jongin understands.
"I've always been paying attention to you," Jongin says. "Just not always the things you are saying."
"You're so obvious," says Joonmyun. The skin of Joonmyun's stomach is so soft under Jongin's lips. He resists the urge to bite it. No marks.
"You're so hot," says Jongin with frustration. He licks angrily at the dip at the edge of Joonmyun's lowest ridge. "I don't understand. Your hair is so awful."
YES JONGIN, I DON'T UNDERSTAND EITHER.
✫ ✫ a small part of jongin is pleasantly surprised by this turn of events because wanting joonmyun to be less like suho and more like joonmyun makes him feel a lot better about this whole lookalike thing, for real though.
GOOD BECAUSE
JFC look at these pictures of Joonmyeon. JFC. i wanna just rub my faise over his faise. ;A; /sobs AT LEAST WE'RE 20-something days apart and May Twins.
Joonmyun finally pulls his hand up from under the bed with a basket. Inside the basket are all kinds of condoms and lubes.
"Um."
"I get them free," Joonmyun mumbles, the skin of his cheeks turning delightfully pink. Jongin's own face feels like it's on fire. Jongin studies the bottles and boxes and notes that none of them are open. "I hear the watermelon condoms are gross."
Jongin meets Joonmyun's eyes. "I'm not sure dicks are supposed to taste like watermelon."
Laughing, Joonmyun sinks his fingers into Jongin's hair. "You're not sure?"
Jongin can feel a goldfish impersonation coming on, so he busies himself with tracing the blue veins up the insides of Joonmyun's arms with the pads of his fingers. "I wouldn't… well, I wouldn't know," he says, and Joonmyun's lips separate with surprise. Jongin snatches a condom from the basket that has no flavor at all.
"Is that so?" Joonmyun asks, pulling at Jongin's hair.
"I don't like to sleep with jeans, even if someone else is the one wearing them." It all sounds perfectly reasonable. Only Jongin had kind of thought they were finally going to talk about…this. Whatever this is. "So take them off."
Jongin must have a heron in his stomach, or some other large, swooping bird of prey, because it sure as hell isn't butterflies.
L O L.
OMFG WHERE THE HAYL DO YOU GET THOSE PRON TITLES THAT JOONMYEON/SUHO HAVE BEEN WORKING IN?! R O F L M A O QWXYZ